Dear Julia,

My name is Megan Aney, I am your candidate for the Gold Coast Style Party.  I am writing this letter to address a serious issue that has occurred under the Gillard government; your suits. I don’t mean the men in your party, they are doing a good job, I literally mean the suits hanging in your wardrobe in your home in Canberra. I hate to be the one to tell you but this issue is pressing, no more time can afford to be wasted.

I enjoy reading about you in the paper, I enjoy listening to you talk on the radio but if I ever have to watch you on television I get distracted by your plain jane suits.

I would like to lend you my services and help re-do your wardrobe Prime Minister. I do realise you may have other issues that may seem more urgent to attend to first such as climate change and the health care system so I’ll make this quick.

As the Prime Minister of Australia I it is appropriate to dress yourself in Australian labels. Luckily Miss Gillard we have a great selection of Australian talent in the design department. My friends Carla Zampatti, Bianca Spender, Lisa Ho, and Country Road would be happy to help you out.

I understand this letter is pointless unless I offer suggestions to change your position on this matter. So here are a few ways we can combat the suit change issue.

An investment in some Jackie O-esque pieces would not go to waste. I would love to see you rock some nice empire line dresses, an A-line skirt and maybe a trench or two during the colder months. Carla Zampatti does a beautiful suit with a high waisted pant. For evening her daughter Bianca would surely love to help you out.

I am available to meet with you regarding the situation stated. As you are the first female Prime Minister I’d be happy to give you a 30% discount on my usual consultation fees.

Look forward to hearing from you Julia.

Kind Regards,

Megan Aney

images from grazia.ninemsn.com

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